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Jokes->Newton's Laws of Immigration

LAW 1 :
An Indian will continue to stay in USA due to inertia or greed until a force called deportation is applied.

LAW 2 :
The Force of Deportation F = ma where m = Amount Of Money an Indian Earned/Saved in USA, a = dm/dt = The Rate at which an Indian Saved Money. (This is contrary to the Popular Belief that an Indian will return back after making lot of Money.)

LAW 3 :
For each and every Indian that goes back To Desh for a temporary visit, an Indian of opposite sex will come to USA on a Permanent Basis.

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