how do u identify a sardar in a class?-check who is erasing his notes when teacher is cleaning the board.
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sardar was writing exam standing at the door. another guy asks "aap darvaje parkhade hokar exam kyu likh rahe ho?" sardar says "bavakoof entrance exam hai"
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sardarji went to the STD PCO shop and slapped the operator twice because there was written "number dabane se pehle 2 lagao".
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sardars son : today i have ran behind the bus and i saved 3rupees.
sardar ; idiot if you had ran behind a taxi, you could have saved 30 rupees.
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sardars wedding card:
my marriage is on 2nd afternoon so all of you come at 1st night
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russia: we r first in space
usa: we r first on the moon
india: we wil be first on the sun
usa: u cant land on the sun, its hot
sardar: we are not stupids, we will go at night!!!!!!
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a machine rings if someone lies
american: i think i can eat 20kgs chicken
trring
russian: i think i can drink 5 cans of milk
trrng
sardar: i think...
trrrnnng
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A Sardarji is buying a TV.....
"Do you have color TVs?"
"Sure."
Give me a green one, please."
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A Sardarji calls Air India. "How long does it take
to fly to Amritsar?"
"Just a sec," says the rep.
"Thank you." says the Sardarji and hangs up.
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EMPLOYMENT..
Our sardarji was filling up an application form
for a job. He promptly filled the columns titled
NAME,AGE,ADDRESS etc.
Then he came to the column "Salary Expected" : He
was not sure as to what to be filled there.
after much thought he wrote : Yes
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CROCODILE BOOTS..
A Sardarji proposes to a woman. She says yes if
you bring me a pair of crocodile boots. He sets
off to Africa and disappears. Finally a search
is being made, they find him hunting crocodiles
and watch him killing a huge one . He walks over
the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims
"71st and *again* bare feet!"
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A sardar goes into a store and sees a shiny object.
He asks the clerk, "What is that shiny object?"
The clerk replies, "That is a thermos flask."
The sardar then asks, "What does it do?"
The clerk responds, "It keeps hot things hot and it
keeps cold things cold."
The sardar says, "I'll take it!"
The next day, he walks into work with this new
thermos.
His sardar boss sees him and asks,"What is that
shiny object with you?"
He said, "It's a thermos flask."
The boss then says,"What does it do?" He replies,
"It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
The boss said, "Wow, what do you have in it?"
The sardar replies, "Two cups of coffee and a coke."
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A Sardar took an answering machine home and fixed
it home somewhere in Rajasthan, but two days later
disconnected it
because he was getting complaints like "Saala phone
utha ke
bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai"
(After picking up the phone he says we are not at
home)
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What will a Sardarji do after taking photocopies ?
He will compare it with the original for spelling
mistakes !!
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What will a sardarji do if he wants an additional
white sheet of paper ?
(he already has one and he wants one more..)
He takes a photocopy of the white paper !!!
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Once there was a meeting of all the Surd freedom
fighters. They were planning for free Punjab.
Santa Singh raised a point, "Oh..we'll get Punjab
from India but how would we develop it?"
That was a difficult question indeed.
Suddenly Banta Singh replied,
"No problem! we'll attack USA, it would take over
us and then we would be a state of USA
and we'll automatically get developed."
All the surds became happy on this very simple
solution but an old surd did not utter a single
word.
Someone asked him why he wasn't happy.
The surd replied, "OH! THAT'S ALRIGHT BUT...
WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF BY CHANCE
WE TAKE OVER USA ?????"
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A Sardar went to the appliance store sale and found
a bargain.
"I would like to buy this small TV," he told the
salesman.
"Sorry, we don't sell to SARDARs," he replied.
He hurried home removed his turban and changed his
hair style, and returned to tell the salesman
"I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," Salesman replied.
"Damn, he recognized me," he thought. he went for a
complete disguise this time, haircut and new hair
color,
new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days
before he again approached the salesman.
"I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," he replied.
Frustrated, he exclaimed "How do you know I'm a
Sardar?"
"Because that's a microwave," he replied.
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Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed.
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